Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
