the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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