ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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