Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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