She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
