you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
