i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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