i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
