In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The ass gains better be worth it
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