there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
