why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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