my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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