Dual....:-)
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
