Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Randomize
