Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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