I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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