I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
we made out on top of his cat.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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