I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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