just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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