I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize