u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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