I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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