sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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