so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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