Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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