Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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