pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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