He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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