She is in my trunk
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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