i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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