i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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