Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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