apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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