To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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