At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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