You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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