Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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