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when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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