You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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