honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
