I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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