you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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