took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
how does that bad decision feel?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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