Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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