i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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