you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Your penis caused this!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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