There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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