Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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