i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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