This girl is more easily done than said...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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