The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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