i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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